A mid-op contemplates completion of gender re-assignment

I decided to report on this story because I can’t stress enough how happy I am that Rosie O’Donnell will no longer be polluting my television. Essentially, closure:

The straw that broke Rosie O’Donnell’s “View” back? According to Rosie pal Kathy Griffin, O’Donnell grew incensed when “View” producers chose to sensationalize the recent on-air fight between Ro and co-host Elisabeth Hasselbeck — with a split screen graphic…”I said, ‘What was it really?’” recalled Griffin. “‘The split-screen.” She said, ‘I don’t want to do “Hannity and Colmes.”

I’m glad we have Kathy Griffin to clarify. Rosie can sleep knowing she did her part to give her hag friend five seconds in the spotlight speaking for her. Can we simply call it as we see it? This move had little to do with Rosie’s disdain for the “Hannity and Colmes” format and much to do with her “Ralph Cramden with a jughead” looks being juxtaposed on HDTV with the boneriffic Hasselbeck’s. Aside from Beaver Behar and her fat, stupid ass, no one did more to politicize “The View” than Rosie.
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