“Go that way!”

United Nations - An office in the United Nations found poisonous chemicals. The poison might have been the chemical phosgene. U.N. officials had this to say:

U.N. archivists unexpectedly turned up samples of material from an Iraqi chemical weapons plant in weapons inspectors’ files dating back to the 1990s, but the substance is not believed to pose any immediate danger.

When I was a kid I used to keep strange vials containing my own self made cologne. Sadly it consisted of every cologne I could find, some perfumes, and powder. When I realized it wouldn’t be flying off the shelves at Macys, I tried to make some kid drink it. My brother got wise to my scheme and I got an appropriate beating from my parents. The lesson learned, try not to poison the lame kid who you use for his toys on the same floor as your apartment building.

This got twisted.