“Spaces limited!!”

Germany’s army hasn’t been noteworthy since World War 2. Their “training” videos on the other hand, have reached a whole new proportion. Deemed by German Ministry spokesman Thomas Raabe as “completely unacceptable,” this random video shot near a barrack in Germany has a recruit pretending he is in the Bronx defending himself against hostile African-Americans. The 90 second video features an instructor telling a recruit:

You’re in the Bronx, a black van pulls up in front of you and three African-Americans get out and start really insulting your mother… act!

If that doesn’t prompt you to start firing, little else would. Nobody insults mama and gets away with it. Mr. Raabe had more to say:

This behaviour is absolutely unacceptable and contradicts the training standards of the German army.

Apparently, the training video where the instructor tells the recruit he is in the Diamond district and the hostile Jews just insulted his mother didn’t catch internet buzz. So maybe that video doesn’t exist, yet. With the misrepresentations of the Bronx being portrayed on a worldly level, Bronx borough president Adolfo Carrion Jn had this to say:

Clearly these folks don’t know anything about African-Americans or the Bronx.

Everyone knows that in the Bronx you shoot first and make fun of mothers later.

Is it apparent that I don’t rep the: BX. But I still got love for ya’!