“You were supposed to live in peace with Marine Life!”

The war is now right off the coast of the United States. During the 70s, the United States decided to gives the Tires their own separate state within the ocean. They figured the sea was big enough for everyone to share. The US even thought the Tires would let Marine Life live with the Tires. Once the Tires arrived, it all went downhill. The Tires didn’t host any Marine Life and on top of that started breaking off from their designated and attacking the Marine Life. Even though the Marine Life is terribly unequipped to fight against Tires. Now the United States, in a strange act of events, is taking action against the Tires. William Nuckols, coordinator for Coastal America, a federal government group involved in organizing the cleanup, had this to say:

[Monday’s effort marks the start of a monthlong pilot project intended] “to practice various salvage techniques so we know the right people and equipment to bring when we do this for several months each year for the next several year.

Until then, war will be raging on in the Middle Eastern part of the Florida sea.

wait: what?