Vitamins Are Bad For You!?

“Can you guess which one is extacy?
Your Life – Everyone says you should take vitamins everyday to ensure a long and healthy life. Studies now show that some vitamins are actually detrimental to your health. Consumer Labs did a study showing what vitamins are good and bad for you. Of course in order to see the study, you have to pay a small fee and sign up. So instead, OverAdulthood has provided you with a list of the top 20 antioxidant induced foods and a vitamin chart that shows you what you need and don’t need in your daily supplement. OverAdulthood wants all 4 of our fans to live a long and healthy life. And since we couldn’t find a doctor to interview, we spoke to a local street pharmacist:
Nah nah, ya see all my shit is naaaturrralll. No impurities, ya dig?
With a pitch like that, I was sold. Follow directions as: Take two hits before a meal. Side effects include intense laughter and occasional feelings of cotton being in your mouth (combat with water).
I’ll take three please!
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