Looks like someone used too much toilet paper.

For those of you who wrap their toilet paper around their hands over a dozen times, and for those who scrunch a wad of toilet paper into a ball, this new invention: the automatic toilet-paper dispenser, will help you put those years of toilet paper over indulgence behind you.

In tests, this touch-less dispenser reduced “per event” usage from 143 linear inches to 110.

Singer Sheryl Crow would be pleased, as she is known for using one square of toilet paper “per event.”

Not only is this environmentally-friendly, it also reduces the grime factor of having to touch anything anyone else may have touched before you.

So, almost everything in public bathrooms are now touch-less. What’s next?  A midget that unzips your pants and pulls down your underwear?

Germ-o-phobes and environmentalists: Unite!