“Illegal Immigrants penetrate the indomitable American Border Defenses”

Yesterday, the Senate took one look at the American public, whipped out its Immigration Bill, and shouted “you will take it and you will like it.”

The bill was sidetracked last week after it gained just 45 of the 60 votes needed to advance. Republicans accounted for only seven of the 45 votes, and Reid said, “We’ll move on to immigration when they have their own act together.”

The bill includes measures designed to seal the border to future illegal immigrants, while cracking down on the hiring of workers who are in the country unlawfully.

But the provisions relating to the legal fate of the estimated 12 million illegal immigrants has drawn the most controversy.

The bill allows illegal immigrants who were in the country as of Jan. 1, 2007, to come forward, pay fees and fines, pass a background check and receive an indefinitely renewable four-year Z visa to live and work legally in the U.S.

One thing’s for sure: When two parties who hate each other more than they collectively hate Osama Bin Laden get together and agree on something, the American people end up reaching for the K-Y jelly.

All I know is that immigrants have sweet gold teeth.