“I pity myself for these glasses!”

Sean “Diddy” Combs is being sued after allegedly attacking some guy at a Pre-Oscars party. Gerard Rechnitzer aka some guy (because his name is too irritating to spell) claims Diddy attacked him after he discovered Diddy talking to his girlfriend. Comb’s lawyer, Benjamin Brafman, had this to say:

It is just another example of an opportunist seeking to fabricate a lawsuit based on a flat-out lie to try to take advantage of Mr. Combs’ celebrity status.

Some guy should probably sue his girlfriend for creating these problems. How often do men in relationships like to go out? Never! What really is odd is that comment that Diddy threw at some guy:

I’ll smack flames out your ass!

Is this a gay reference? How would Diddy know some guy is gay after just meeting him, unless Diddy has gay-dar. This raises a whole new set of questions the LA police won’t look into.

Actual info from: these jerks