“Where most of her stuff will probably end up.”

When some people turn 45, they buy a corvette and let loose on the road. When Lisa Perry, St. Paul Minnesota, reached this point in her life, she decided to get rid of most of her belongings. Other than her clothes, cat, dog, and photo albums, Lisa has decided to eBay everything else. Tell us your problem Perry:

This might be mid-life, but it’s not a crisis. It’s mid-life excitement. I don’t need it all. I don’t use it all. I just have it all. Actually, it has me.

She had more to say but it wasn’t as interesting as what the cat and dog had to say. Cat:

This bitch crazy.

And how about you dog:

I can’t wait to pee on her photos in what would be a cruel twist of irony that her only possessions would also be destroyed.

That might have been going a little too far, especially from a dog. Perry has put a $2000 reserve on her goods but her highest bidder so far has been $100. One man’s trash is another man’s treasure unless Lisa Perry owns it, then it’s just junk.

If I had the power, I’d eBay: her