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Jakarta, Indonesia - There has been some serious earthquake activity in Indonesia this past week and it seems that no one has made any mention of it. Of course the major news networks gave it coverage, as much coverage as they gave to anything else not US or celebrity related. But it has been three days and Indonesia is still rockin’ out with their.. well rock out. As small reports have said:

A strong earthquake with a preliminary magnitude of 6.4 struck off the southwestern coast of Sumatra Friday in the same area shaken by a major 8.4-magnitude temblor that killed 13 people earlier in the week.

And that is just the edge of it, there have been aftershocks left and right. As told by David Applegate of the U.S Geological Survey:

What we have here is a subduction zone, where one of the Earth’s plates is moving down beneath the other. In this case, the Indian Ocean and the Australian Plate are moving beneath the Eurasian Plate. In this kind of a situation you’re going to get earthquakes as the strain builds up, but what we’re seeing now is almost every segment of this plate has ruptured just in the last several years.

Allow me to leave it in one world maybe all of you can understand people. PANGAEA!! The tectonic plate gods are angry with us for mistreating Mother Earth and it seems they are intent on putting the world back together. I say we take Mother Earth full on! Let’s show that bitch what we’re made of. We should drop nukes on these plate edges so they stop rubbing together like that chick’s legs in Black Snake Moan. Yeah, the horny one.

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