“Remember when the Glass Frisbee was also recalled from the toy market.”

Near Your Dumb Child - Just because you keep your electrical outlets plugged up with plastic to ensure your child’s safety doesn’t mean your kid is safe and sound. Fisher-Price has recalled 1 million toys worldwide due to lead paint, such as: plastic Dora the Explorers and Elmo items.

This is not the first time Fisher-Price, whose parent company is Mattel, had to pull products off the shelves. Back in 1998 they recalled about 10 million Power Wheels from toy stores.

The toys being pulled were made by a Chinese vendor the company has worked closely with in the past. Fisher-Price general manager, David Allmark, has said the following of the situation:

We are still concluding the investigation, how it happened…But there will be a dramatic investigation on how this happened. We will learn from this.

Kids, if anything, you should learn this early: after you eat Chinese food you will be hungry again in 30 minutes.

“Did you eat paint chips as a child?”